I couldn't pass this one up....

THIS GOES RIGHT NEXT TO--"I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN! "---" I INVENTED THE INTERNET" AND " I SMOKED MARIJUANA, BUT I DIDN'T INHALE "

Why Chicago failed. They didn't know nuttin'.

I don't know nuttin' - the Chicago way

This is what we are dealing with? Do you get it yet? "I don't know nuttin.'"

Rod Blagojevich! The former Illinois governor who tried to sell Obama's seat in congress. Obama was asked by the press if he had ever met Gov. Blagojevich.

Barack Obama: "I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time ... and that was in the stands and from a distance at a Chicago Bears Football Game."

Rod Blagojevich (Democrat), Barack Obama (Democrat) and Richard M. Daley (Democrat - Mayor of Chicago since 1989) during a rally in Chicago , April 16, 2007. (Photo Reuters)

To understand the next 4 years, you have to understand the world according to Chicago .

While it is a city in Illinois , it is also a completely different country with a whole different set of morals and language.

There are only three rules which anybody can understand.

You don't even need an attorney to understand them and if you need an attorney, well, you know too much...so look out for Rule #3!

RULE #1...No matter what you see, hear, or do, you don't know anybody and you don't know nuttin'!

RULE #2...If you capture something on tape or camera, it doesn't reveal nuttin'!

RULE #3...If you know what everybody knows in Chicago , well, still, you don't know nuttin'!

Now pay close attention! It's very simple....we'll illustrate. Remember, you know nuttin'.

These two? They don't know each other! They said they didn't.

The guy on the left? For all you know he's Santa Claus. And the guy on the right ..... well, he's the Easter Bunny! That's all you need to know.


Go to your eye doctor...your eyes are lying to you! Ca'pish?

Remember Jimmy Hoffa! He knew too much and now, well, now no one knows where he is. Is the big picture clear? Not these pictures! Remember, You've already forgotten them...

Now, ain't that simple? They don't know each other, 'cause they said so! and neither do we! And don't forget it!

P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don't forget, you know nuttin' and they will know nuttin'.